Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #26081
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
Quote #27690
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Quote #4963
Although the last, not least.
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #4977
My salad days,When I was green in judgment.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #1084
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so....
Quote #7007
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...