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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet...
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You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
Quote #3528
Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight...
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
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Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...