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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #23905
I know why the caged bird sings.
Quote #33860
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #6427
This is like deja vu all over again.
Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Quote #7094
It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man; that gives...
Quote #15616
The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but...