Quote #18654
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
Quote #25122
Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #3865
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Quote #23530
Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...
Quote #22027
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
Quote #16393
There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From its...
Quote #17547
Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #18303
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...