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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
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The stronger must dominate and not blend with the weaker, thus sacrificing his own...
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Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour...
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...