Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7931
You cannot step twice into the same river.
Quote #8940
We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our...
Quote #29861
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I...
Quote #32097
Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
Quote #30396
I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Quote #241
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
Quote #22511
Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner...
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #1282
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.