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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to...
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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Author A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with...
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
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In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to...