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Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
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I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
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Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouthTame the dragon and the...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too...
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting
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I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.