Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #7833
The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; a...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #22669
We are usually the best men when in the worst health.
Quote #7301
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #7827
They know enough who know how to learn.
Quote #9125
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #27111
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.