Quote #25574
And Jesus said unto him, ‘No man, having put his hand to the plough,...
Quote #662
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #11477
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #4892
I dote on his very absence.