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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no...
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If you’re here for four more years or four more weeks, you’re here right...
Quote #16744
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
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We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right...
Quote #3323
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.