Quote #19555
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #20802
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
Quote #4759
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Quote #1095
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #562
There are men I could spend eternity with. but not this life.
Quote #5311
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #32242
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.
Quote #8034
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must...
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.