Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #16666
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #24481
Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #33572
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #20249
Count not thyself to have found true peace, if thou hast felt no grief...
Quote #34623
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #2955
The classes that wash most are those that work least.