Quote #2053
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #10953
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
Quote #6815
Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
Quote #4054
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Quote #3908
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
Quote #30908
Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
Quote #1967
The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Quote #34137
We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.
Quote #7657
Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.