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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure...
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
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The computer is a moron.
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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He listens well who takes notes.
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One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.