Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #26836
It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day...
Quote #23928
To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act We...
Quote #25164
I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.
Quote #30964
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
Quote #26098
We can pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #112
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...