Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
Quote #18167
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #9031
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more...
Quote #945
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #12978
The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #30764
The best way not to have people in your way is to let them...
Quote #31449
It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you...