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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle...
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We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
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A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have...
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A woman can look book moral and exciting … if she also looks as...
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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive...
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The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.