Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #4854
From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
Quote #17838
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #18125
Look around the habitable world, how few Know their own good, or knowing it,...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #15960
As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can...
Quote #11444
Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.
Quote #16139
The surest method against scandal is to live it down by perseverance in well...
Quote #27080
The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.