Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #20021
No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this...
Quote #9829
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #18165
Do as most do, and men will speak well of you.
Quote #33357
I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
Quote #24467
An honest man’s word is as good as his bond.
Quote #18462
Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.