Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #21478
The strongest bulwark of authority is uniformity the least divergence from it is the...
Quote #26243
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #24259
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #14012
It is difficult for sorrow to intrude on a busy life.
Quote #2945
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #30996
Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.