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They say that death kills you, But death doesn’t kill you. Boredom and indifference...
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Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
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Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.
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Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy but after a...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...