Quote #28970
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #13345
Watch for good times to retreat into yourself. Frequently meditate on how good God...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #23706
It is cruel to discover one’s mediocrity only when it is too late.
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #29046
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...
Quote #8486
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #16503
Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses...