Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #25981
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
Quote #24825
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #27279
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #23382
It is unwise to be too sure of one’s own wisdom. It is healthy...
Quote #25192
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...