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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
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Nature hates calculators.
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It is the greatest art of the devil to convince us he does not...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
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I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
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We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...