Quote #5166
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #20897
But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born,...
Quote #11645
My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of...
Quote #29205
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...