Quote #10564
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #6624
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #1388
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
Quote #24719
Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have...
Quote #15243
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...