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Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have – and...
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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In love there are things — bodies and words.
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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who...
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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...