Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #20963
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #30546
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #9447
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Quote #7060
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10851
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #23240
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #16518
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.