Quote #22353
Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #5497
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
Quote #13691
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.
Quote #17754
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause...
Quote #19749
Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #32184
Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in...