Quote #32793
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #9984
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters...
Quote #13599
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #13082
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are...
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #7228
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if...
Quote #10591
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...