Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #1234
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #2645
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Quote #16996
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #29431
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #29341
Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and...
Quote #4923
But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.