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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
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The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine now,...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...