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The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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The fruits of all our labors have left us as we started. To grow...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...
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You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
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Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.
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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
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A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.