Quote #26079
There are never enough ‘I love yous’.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
Quote #31671
An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #17248
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #5768
The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom...
Quote #18922
Said Waldershare, ‘Sensible men are all of the same religion.’ ‘And pray what is...
Quote #4278
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can...