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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
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It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
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Can’t I live while I’m young
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Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
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To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
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If you rest, you rust.
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Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
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I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...