Quote #29306
We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to...
Quote #11649
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Quote #25981
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
Quote #32108
Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Quote #33291
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
Quote #10064
What we say and what we do ultimately comes back to us so let...