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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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The great tragedies of history occur not when right confronts wrong but when two...
Quote #24417
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
Quote #4005
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived...
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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
Quote #33494
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...