Quote #3072
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #9676
No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist.
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Quote #28674
Failure is nature’s plan to prepare you for great responsibilities.
Quote #28504
And I said to the one who stood at the gate of the year,...
Quote #16864
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #1201
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...