Quote #12750
God gives, but man must open his hand.
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #18204
He who can’t endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #30938
To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social...
Quote #27958
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.