Quote #3447
Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.
Quote #6907
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #14276
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
Quote #574
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
Quote #3818
pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has...
Quote #2360
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #4057
I told you I was sick.
Quote #361
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...