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Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of...
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Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
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Gentlemen prefer bonds.
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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
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Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt...
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How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.
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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...