Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #22587
Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
Quote #11451
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
Quote #22292
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #2307
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Quote #15093
It is like the seed put in the soil – the more one sows,...
Quote #27765
All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people.
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...