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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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We do not remember days, we remember moments.
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Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
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Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever...
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...
Quote #18597
Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks...
Quote #20948
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...