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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Do not consider painful what is good for you.
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It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper...
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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #25787
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he...
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
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The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Quote #28226
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...