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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28195

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Euripides

Quote #4744

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Do not consider painful what is good for you.
Robert Southey

Quote #3527

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #14179

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Quote #25787

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Oscar Wilde, A Picture of Dorian Grey - Preface

Quote #10952

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he...
Mark Twain

Quote #1833

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Lewis B. Frumkes

Quote #33837

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus (1922)

Quote #8363

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28226

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
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