Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #2572
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
Quote #637
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #18216
Adversity is the first path to truth.
Quote #29352
One mind awake can awaken another, The second awake can awaken their next door...
Quote #18230
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #24090
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and...
Quote #20682
There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them,...
Quote #34567
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...