Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #2990
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #2881
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
Quote #12076
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
Quote #20812
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
Quote #11
Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...
Quote #18483
When I do good, I feel good when I do bad, I feel bad,...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...