Quote #24064
Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one...
Quote #16633
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #7287
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Quote #15149
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer.
Quote #2099
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Quote #1985
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #25416
True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it...
Quote #18698
Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.