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Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
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Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so...
Quote #23378
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
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What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...