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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #18381
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #10031
One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
Quote #2661
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we...
Quote #21080
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...
Quote #22023
Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
Quote #14696
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.